Hmm. That is very useful information! Thank you, anonymous Resisty…helper…person… Yes! Tell me if you find anything else!

Well, of course! What kind of captain would I be if I couldn’t! 

There’s Shloonktapooxis, my first mate, of course. And Spleenk. And that purple spooky dark guy, Ixane. And that…uh…floating brain guy…

AHEM.

As for their species, they are…uh…

You know what? It’s not important! All that’s important is that we work together against the Irkens!

What…even ARE mudkips?

You’d think that, but sometimes they don’t think that far ahead. I figure that they thought that we had reached the peak of what we could produce, and if they needed more technology, they could always force some of the imprisoned scientists on Vort to work as science slaves. 

They’re just too greedy for universal conquest.

I like them too! I got them way back when I first began working as a scientist, and I’ve kept them ever since. They’re pretty cool looking!

Hm. I’m not sure I really have too much of a preference. I don’t mind drinking whatever we happen to have at the time.

Hm? So the cake is trap of some sort? 

AHA! I won’t fall for your false bribery! I’m not as gullible as I look you know.

I mean…I don’t look gullible at all! So I’m even MORE…not… gullible. 

Ugh. I need a nap. 

Quit it.

Well, I DO love cake. Though, who in this universe doesn’t?

exinvadertak:

normalhumanzim:

resisty???

YOU DARE RESIST THE IRKEN EMPoh go ahead I’ll just crush you horribly

Zim has the right idea. For once.

You are all horrible.